By B
GRADE: A+

My journalistic ethics force me to disclose that I have been friends with the lovely Ms. Rabbit for years, and I think she is great. But guess what!? That has nothing to do with the fact that I am giving her Psychic Services an enthusiastic A+. If I thought she sucked, I would say so for sure. Lucky for everyone involved that she is the best-- I had a very satisfying reading just tonight!

Unlike many dippy psychics, with their incense and their runes and WICCAN NONSENSE, Jessica is refreshingly salty-- Like if ANN LANDERS (R.I.P.) had been blessed with a mystical sixth sense. And unlike most LADIES OF THE GODDESS STRIPE, Jessica steers clear of corky sandals and other forms of ugly flats. Jessica Rabbit knows that being precognitive is all about maintaining the MAGICAL GLAMOUR. It is only the highest heels for this sassy seer.

You should visit her website and enlist her services, because it is so worth it, and can your therapist tell the future? No way! My therapist wouldn’t even give me advice! The only bad thing about Jessica is that she is in San Francisco, which is way too far away. Still, that is not her fault. FOUR STARS ET CETERA.

(Note: It is at Ms. Rabbit's request that she be categorized as a COMESTIBLE. Yum yum!)

(2 yrs later addendum: I haven't talkd to Jessica in truly forever, but from perusing her website, it looks like she's hung out a shingle. If you're in the Bay Area, you should totally go visit.)