I was off the Internet for a couple days and then today I saw this in the subway. Can you read the small text? It says “You’re in the Arizona desert. You’re bitten by a diamondback rattlesnake. You have two hours to find the remedy or you die. YOU NEED THE INTERNET.”
Luckily I didn’t encounter any snakes today so ultimately I did not need the Internet.
please come back to the internet so i can tell you about my funny dream!
I call bullshit on that ad. Chances are that you wouldn’t have service in that part of Arizona anyway, so a fat lot of good the internet would do you.
Here’s what the internet told me: “In fact, Rattlesnake bites are generally not fatal.”
The internet went on,
“The signs and symptoms of poisoning often take several hours to develop. Reliable antivenins are available at virtually all medical facilities.”
I do not think I needed the internet.
Speechless.
New York is fulla snakes.