These are some of the ones that have been added to Ruth’s. They are a sort of poetry.
“milkshake millay Modesto mozz netflixing newlywed obvs Omg Oooh Papalote Peeler pms pompadour potty probs prosecco puked Pulp pussy Quach repairman restorative Rhiannon Ringer Sanchez searingly Shrader signifiers Skipping slutty soooo sux temping theatah”
My phone doesn’t do this, but if yours does, I would like to know about it!
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I added a fake listing in my contacts for our dog so that his name comes up when I’m writing a text
“Rhiannon Ringer Sanchez” is a sexual act so grotesque I don’t even want to try to makea joke about it.
Just because I went almost directly from one to the other, here’s the old and depressing version of your (much more fun!) post.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/09/opinion/09wed4.html?ref=opinion
My phone doesn’t do this either, but my old one did. I was caught without something to read on the subway one time so I set about programming swear words I thought I might need into the text recognition function. Now that my phone doesn’t learn I understand how much I really DID need asshole, fuckwad and cock-knocker at my fingertips.
My phone suggested “bibulous” once, which I know I had never used before, in a text or otherwise. It learned “salted caramel custard” b/c of the Shake Shack.
pastalicious!