“Did she steal something on her way out?” asked a Gawker commenter. Apparently, yes: I took that website’s integrity, dignity, and regard for anything resembling accuracy with me.* I just shoved ‘em in my purse on my last day! I also took a stapler.
(*I just realized how pompous that sounds if you don’t think I’m making a joke! Haha, like Gawker ever had much dignity or integrity. Ok, it had some of those things sometimes, sure, and certainly more than it does now, but yeah, no, that place and my work there were flawed in a million ways. But I never maliciously set out to smear someone or knowingly wrote something innacurate and left it uncorrected.)