Important Magazine News

Some people think the MTA is not doing enough to prevent overcrowding on subways and buses. However, the opposite is true. They are actually trying to reduce commuter traffic by not-so-subtly convincing us to kill ourselves.

Posted by Emily at October 25, 2005 02:41 PM

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Being on the subway makes me want to kill myself, I don’t need poetry.

Posted by: PeachBeach at October 25, 2005 03:24 PM

Also I just bought the short stories book edited by david sedaris and am glad to report that I am no longer illiterate

1 comment to Important Magazine News

  • arriving after the NYT article,

    identifying with Sedaris-as-literature-for-the-would-be-literate-if-not-for-being-or-not-being-a-poet may/ought to be ubiquitous

    lately I feel that perhaps traffic is suicide in itself; being cautious to the point of paranoia has now paid off in the form of drinking V-8 and finally ad radically cutting down on sugar inclusive of fruit juice much of the time (maybe “drinking V-8″ would be a more appropriate expression given the reputation of this blog; surreptitious maloitering)

    one of my self-proclaimed near-misses on having a girlfriend involved a contraidentification with sugar; I blame myself

    TOP THREE WAYS TO AVOID DANGEROUS SITUATIONS THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN [VIS. MANY WORLDS THEORY]:

    1. T’ai Chi
    2. Paranoia
    3. Psychic addiction to missile trajectories [the choice is Darwinism or Ninjutsu]

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