Two words: God Fart.

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No Deadlines in Heaven

The only stimulus I’m allowed to have lately comes through my headphones as I sit in front of the computer typing. So: music! You guys, music is really awesome, it turns out!
Unfortunately, I’m afraid you will have to look elsewhere for reviews of the latest Yeah Clap Your Hands Cry Wolf CD. [...]

Cake taker

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Florida

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Dearth of cats

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Back to Normal

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Visiting the Hospital: F minus.

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