Today's Emily (oh, sure, yes, I'm inaugurating this as a regular feature, even though I suspect that I will run out of Emilies in less than a couple of jours) is Emily Flake, the cartoonist and illustrator. This [...]

You know what is missing from the internet? There are not enough diatribes about incredibly petty shit. Thought I’d rectify that! I am opposed to secret bars. I do not want to go through a tunnel, or to wander [...]

While out sick yesterday I read a great essay in Bitch Magazine (which, btw, I just realized that I should probably just go ahead and subscribe to, since I buy every issue at the newsstand anyway) about Mary Sues, [...]

Don't take Zicam. It fucking sucks. UPDATE: The NYT is behind me on this one; they reports that I have been suffering from rhinitis medicamentosa. Which is a mouthful, but is still less humiliating to say than 'nasal decongestant [...]

Today's Emily (oh, sure, yes, I'm inaugurating this as a regular feature, even though I suspect that I will run out of Emilies in less than a couple of jours) is Emily Flake, the cartoonist and illustrator. This [...]

RC and Lori were lucky enough to join me in experiencing the glamour of Greenpoint's foremost Polish nightclub, Club Europa, when I reviewed it last summer. Yesterday it was pointed out that Club Europa's website comes in two versions [...]

"It's like the ELECTION!" Well, Alice, maybe that is a tiny tiny bit of an exaggeration. But obviously Santino should have won, even though Heidi was right about the boobs never being where they should be in his dresses. [...]